Rapsodi

July 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Periksa
Boleh tak kalau aku tak mahu ambil exam. Dan aku bersembunyi di mana-mana kedutaan?

Rojak
Blog ini sudah macam rojak. Bercampur-campur. Aku perlu ‘mangkuk’ baru. Mungkin. Jadi, lepas ini, ‘pemakan rojak’ boleh campur-campur komponen-komponen ‘rojak’ pujaan mereka. Mungkin.

Rekonstruksi
Lepas periksa nanti, aku renovet blog ini. Ada cadangan, sila beritahu aku. Macam biasa, aku tunggu bawah pokok besar tepi jambatan.

Periksa II
Ya, periksa aku belum habis. Walaupun aku sudah letak jadual aku di blog ini, ramai yang masih bertanya juga. Aku nak jawab dengan soalan lain: ‘kau tak nampak ke aku letak jadual periksa dekat blog aku’ sebelum aku menyedari respons itu terlalu narsisistik.

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Lewat

June 30th, 2008 · No Comments

“You don’t run the same gag twice. You do the next gag” Basher Tarr, Ocean’s 13.

Haha. Haha. Haha. One more for a good measure. Haha.

“The police are the ones who will determine whether the report is true or not. It is not something that we can determine. He will definitely deny it. That is common for someone who has been accused,” said Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Would same thing would be true for the all the people mentioned in the Statutory Declaration?

If PM is so keen to dismiss RPK’s Statutory Declaration as a political ploy, why didn’t he put this in the same basket, too? (Or the other way around, if you prefer that way).

And he was in DPM’s office?

Million dollar question: Was he planted by someone to be in PKR?

“Lu pikirlah sendiri!” Nabil would have said that. I guess.

A (cheap) gag reintroduced in a later episode? Duh.

And his third name… Buat malu sungguh! Urgh!

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Rahsia Bisnes Mamak Lagi

June 30th, 2008 · No Comments

2 tahun dulu. Waktu El tunjukkan aku outline buku ni.
Aku: Oh, kau mamak ek?
El: Dah tu? Kau penah jumpa aku kan? Aku gelap ke cerah?
Dulu.

Sekarang. Buku ini dah terbit.
Buku ini. Versi yang siap ada autograf. Aku sedang tunggu.

Dapatkan buku ini di pasaran. Sekarang.

Atau kalau kau pun nak yang versi berautograf dan kau ada di Australia ini, maklumkan pada aku. Nanti Encik Faisal kirimkan pada aku. Dan aku kirimkan pada kau pula.

Rahsia Bisnes Mamak Terbongkar

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Herbivor

June 26th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Saya, Mohd Bukhari Ramli, berjanji akan kembali menjadi vegetarian seperti sedia kala.

Harap maklum.

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Basikal

June 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

Apa masalah dia ni?

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School of Hard Knocks

June 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Image: Indexed

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Clutter

June 19th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Yang selalu aku cari: ignore all.

Lukis: Saharil

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Public Transportation

June 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Not a privilege, but a right

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Invitation: Sheikh Yusuf Estes’s Talks

June 14th, 2008 · No Comments

Click image for a larger one.
(Yes, six words)

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Shut down

June 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Too much pressure? ctrl - alt - delete!

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